December 2011
africans:
yo mama’s so fat that she took a look at her life and realized she wanted a change so she joined a dieting group and started eating better and exercising more and she got down to her goal weight and now looks and feels better than ever and its very inspirational good for her
You know you're Asian when
You are obligated to pay someone back if they let you borrow or have something
lovesarah-faith asked: Happy birthday Lani-Lei! (Even though I already said this on fb, oh well!) You're growing up so fast *tear* LOL! Love you <3
"Forever Alone" is over used. From now on, I shall...
So the day the world will end. It will be...
When you hear your name in a conversation.
Reblog this post if I have permission to invade...
juunglefever:
Please. I’m about to die of boredom…
When you kiss my neck...
thefloorsforwhores:
When you bite it:
lordpayne:
this was like two years ago
but anyways so in this one part of my house there’s these three steps but omg they’re deadly
one time i was eating cereal and i slipped and fell and passed out and my cereal got everywhere. My sister said the last thing I yelled before I passed out was
“MY CEREAL!!!”
bellatrixareforkids:
so earlier i was looking at some ron caps for a graphic when i noticed something strange
uh huh right right
ok
wait what the fuck is that in the corner
hOLY SHIT
o hmy god???
I WANT TO JUMP OFF A BRIDGE
Taking off sunglasses
Expectation:
Reality:
